Dating an english girl
North American women, needless to say, prefer a more politically correct approach. It was less like a romantic encounter than an extremely tough job interview.
There's something far too direct about going out with someone solely with a view to assessing their suitability as a sexual partner.
I prefer to sneak up on women and, when they're not looking, rugby-tackle them into bed.
I followed Caroline back to London two years ago and last Sunday, over a glass of champagne in Le Caprice, we celebrated our first wedding anniversary.
I wish Leah Mc Laren the best of British luck in her hunt for a decent Englishman.
She was less preoccupied with men's external attributes, however dazzling, and more interested in what they were like on the inside. The fact that she found me funny was also a big help.